Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz!

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Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz happens to be the best book of 2016. It won more awards than any other book in 2016. Here is a brief synopsis: Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers. They are stuck in a terror filled prison camp known as Auschwitz. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. Auschwitz is ran by a racist, fascist, and flatulent group of aliens called Ass Goblins. The ass goblins travel in ass shaped spaceships abducting kids from Kidland. If this shit already sounds twisted and cringey as fuck then you should read the whole book. The Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz is a non stop roller coaster ride of humor, adrenaline, hope, fear, and love.

The conjoined twins must overcome adversity at every step of their perilous journey as they try and make their escape. The only chance of survival will come after the Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz get drunk off of fermented children cider. Will the twins in their moment of glorious opportunity, dodge trouble, escape the evil prison camp Auschwitz and make it home safe and sound? The Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz is filled with things we can’t even write about on the internet. This is definitely one of the most alluring, intriguing, and disgusting works of fiction that the world has ever seen.

Do yourself a favor and grab Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz on kindle or something. Don’t be the last one to read the greatest book of all time. If you miss your chance at owning this cult classic you may never forgive yourself. This is the perfect gift for the Rabbi, the Hebrew school teacher, the Volkswagen driver, the ww2 vet, or the hot topic aficionado in your life.

Ass Goblins Of Auschwitz

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